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An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad,saying

一個阿拉伯學生發了一封伊媚兒給他的老爸,說

Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful,people are nice & I really like it here,but Dad,I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son,Nasser

親愛的爸爸

柏林真的很棒,這裡的人都很和善,我非常喜歡這裡,可是我每天開著我那純金打造的法拉利599G TB上學時都感到有些不好意思,因為老師和其他大多數同學都是搭火車上學的。

兒子敬上

The next day,Nasser gets a reply to his mail from his dad   

第二天老爸回信了。

My dear loving son:

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account.Please stop embarrassing us.Go and get yourself a train too.

Love,your Dad

我親愛的寶貝兒子:
兩千萬美金已經轉進你戶頭,拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼了,快快去給自己買一列火車吧!

愛你的老爸

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BEAUTIFUL DIRTY RICH-LADYGAGA